Yesterday I gave you my ten reasons for not smoking. Today I thought I'd share with you ten reasons that might make me start smoking.
- I decide that I want my own personal and portable fog machine.
- If I ever have sex.
- They start making Mt. Dew flavored cigarettes.
- A Glade Plug-In Factory explodes near my house and I need something to balance out the smell.
- If I need a really passive agressive way to get my out of my marriage.
- I get a job as a private detective.
- If the Pope starts smoking.
- If I turn 50 and my voice still sounds like a 12 year old.
- If I'm going to kill someone by dousing them in gasoline and then lighting them on fire and I need a really cool and dramatic way to light the fire.
- If people start saying, "It's what all the dorky kids are doing."
