People who smoke are often asking me why I don't smoke. I'm not sure why it is so important to them, but they always want to know. So here ten reasons why I don't smoke. (In no particular order)
- I already have emphysema.
- People are constantly splashing me with gasoline.
- It's against my religion.
- It would interfere with my crack addiction.
- I have very little control of my lower lip.
- My Grandmother died in a chimney accident.
- I've never had sex.
- Those PSA's on TV just speak to me.
- Smoking is just a trend. It'll pass.
- It's what the cool kids are doing, and they asked me to stop.
