Thursday, September 14, 2006

Dick Cheney's To Do List

Dick Cheney's Daily To Do List

  1. Growl at the press.
  2. Cheat death.
  3. Shoot campaign contributor in face.
  4. Destroy one person's dream.
  5. Kick a third world country in the balls.
  6. Bake a pie.
  7. Cover up a scandal.
  8. Start a new scandal.
  9. Eat a puppy.
  10. Make America safe.

Welcome!

Nate is a Blog has found a new home at NoseSplash.com where Nate promises to give you all of the same great content of this site, but just a whole lot more of it. Check it out!