George Bush's Daily To Do List
- Make absolutely no sense.
- Space out for 30 minutes every half hour.
- Mess up 5 hard words and 10 easy words.
- Spread Democracy.
- Spread panic.
- Make one on-camera blunder.
- Contradict one statement made in a previous speech.
- Write a haiku.
- Reference 9/11
- Laugh after every complete sentence.
