Thursday, September 14, 2006

George Bush's To Do List

George Bush's Daily To Do List

  1. Make absolutely no sense.
  2. Space out for 30 minutes every half hour.
  3. Mess up 5 hard words and 10 easy words.
  4. Spread Democracy.
  5. Spread panic.
  6. Make one on-camera blunder.
  7. Contradict one statement made in a previous speech.
  8. Write a haiku.
  9. Reference 9/11
  10. Laugh after every complete sentence.


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