Couple Making Out in the Grocery Store Blog

I'm not sure what the big deal is. Here we are in the middle of the grocery store looking for a good deal on deli meats, and we decided to express our love for each other by locking lips for 45 seconds. What's wrong with that? Do you have something against hearing our lips flap against each other as our saliva swaps back and forth? Are you trying to say this is an inappropriate spot to make out? We just found a great deal on lunch meats and wanted to share our excitement right here and now. Don't you kiss when you find a bargain on meat? Oh I suppose you only kiss when you are alone and in private. Are you ashamed of your love? Well we're not ashamed and we're going to show it. First here in the meat section, and then we're going to head over to the dairy section and gnaw on each other's faces for a while. And then to top it all off we are going ride the cashier's conveyor belt together. Shopping is fun!