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Friday, May 30, 2008
"But Nate, why should I give you any money?"
Well, respected reader, I'd like to spend 40 hours a week working on this blog so that every time you visit you have something new to laugh at. But until I can make as much money from this as I do from my job, I can't convince my wife to let me quit my day job. So you can either donate a few bucks, or break up my marriage...but I really like my marriage.
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3. really cool notebooks
4. a job writing for a late night talk show.
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7. Mt. Dew
8. The name and contact information of a Nate Smith that you think I should challenge in the Best Nate Smith Ever! contest.
9. A real live Unicorn (no fakes will be accepted)
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